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Hide your coinpurse, lads..

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This... I'm not even sure what it is. :D Other than a silly idea that wouldn't leave me alone until I went and drew it. What I should have done, was to write a course assignment I must leave in tomorrow. Get out of my head just for few days, Skyrim, or I will fail these courses!

So, sometimes I wonder whether every guard in Skyrim has multiple personalities or something. I walk past one and he says he respects me for using my both gods given hands for my weapon. Then I come back a minute later and the same fellow goes: "Hands to yourself, sneak thief! You're not fooling anyone, you Thieves Guild scum." Talk about awkward transitions - it just never gets old. :XD:
Oh, and Markarth... Seriously, I still get lost in there every time I visit. Those dwemer might have been aces at inventing stuff but their cities just make no sense at all.
When it comes to arrows and knees this is probably my favorite video reference so far :pointr: [link] :iconepicwinplz:


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Markarth Guards and their comments © Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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~Obsidiandovah 7 hours ago  New member
Guard alway says they prefer one handed when they are wielding a two handed weapon
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~Zer0thea 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha!!! XD
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~Angelinamay May 9, 2013
the guards have the most funniest mood swings
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~Confidentialinformat May 4, 2013
When the guards say "If I find your hand in my pocket, i'll cut it off!", that actually happened back then and whatever hand was guilty of the crime was removed.
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~Confidentialinformat May 1, 2013
Guard: I need you to stop that shouting.
Me: Won't happen again.
Guard: Good.
Me: KAAN DREM OV!
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~Obsidiandovah 7 hours ago  New member
Every time
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Mood: Love ~NushiKasai Apr 30, 2013
Yeah, I've never figured out Markarth. I just keep wandering around and hope that I get somewhere :) This was wonderful; your humor fits the scene really well and you basically portray what I think every player of Skyrim has dubiously thought when 'talking' to a guard in the game.
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~Ekalita Apr 14, 2013
Skyrim guards...:)))
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~Obsidiandovah Apr 10, 2013  New member
When they say that they don't like two handed weapon and they are using one... :/
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~AnimeMangaFan18 Apr 3, 2013
omg i hate that, just random spouts of nonsense....you forgot .."wait I know you" lol..NO THE FCK YOU DON"T
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