Yeah, you really don't get to criticize. Hate to break it to you, Hemming, but it would seem that your son is a budding sociopath with a narcissistic personality disorder, your daughter has a morbid fascination to poisons, and the glorified head of your family is like the mother of all hagravens. Congrats.

I remember reading someone comparing the Black-Briars of Riften to the Corleone family from The Godfather - and I find it somewhat accurate. Anyway, no matter what you think of the comparison, the fact is that it's one screwed up family. I mean Bron is anything but a paragon of virtue, but even
he doesn't like these guys...

Also, my first Skyrim comic in almost three months. Yikes, it's been a while.
Bron Martes © me
Ingun, Sibbi, Maven and Hemming Black-Briar © BethesdaFor more fan art inspired by The Elder Scrolls take a look at
here!
My Dunmer Sol is the Listener fro the blackhand. She would rather stab them in the eyes than listen to one of them talk for more than a second.
WHY CAN'T WE KILL THEM? UGH. IT IS LIKE THE CHILDREN THING.
They kinda force me to either ignore the civil war quest line or go for the storm cloaks, who I really don't like because Ulfric. FCK YOU MAVEN, NO SLEEP FOREVER FOR YOU!