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Skyrim: Guard Talk by Isriana Skyrim: Guard Talk by Isriana
This... I'm not even sure what it is. :D Other than a silly idea that wouldn't leave me alone until I went and drew it. What I should have done, was to write a course assignment I must leave in tomorrow. Get out of my head just for few days, Skyrim, or I will fail these courses!

So, sometimes I wonder whether every guard in Skyrim has multiple personalities or something. I walk past one and he says he respects me for using my both gods given hands for my weapon. Then I come back a minute later and the same fellow goes: "Hands to yourself, sneak thief! You're not fooling anyone, you Thieves Guild scum." Talk about awkward transitions - it just never gets old. :XD:
Oh, and Markarth... Seriously, I still get lost in there every time I visit. Those dwemer might have been aces at inventing stuff but their cities just make no sense at all.
When it comes to arrows and knees this is probably my favorite video reference so far :pointr: [link] :iconepicwinplz:

Bron Martes me
Markarth Guards and their comments Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

For more fan art inspired by The Elder Scrolls take a look at here!
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EndorTheDarkThief Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
*Gets to Skyrim from Bruma* Wow the guards here are really stupid. Back home in cyrodill you can at least ask the guards for directions.
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is so true! You try and have a normal conversation and this is what happens. XD
GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
That is because all the guards are inbreeds, there used to be only 2 guards at first, and then a secret pact made between the guards about Guards are only allowed to mate with guards where made, and only those born of a guard could be a guard...........might aswell be true since they are all idiots
Awesomely-Happy-Hero Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my gods; THIS. ^ That is such a perfect theory I can't even. XD
GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Explains a lot, does`nt it
Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
the gaurds have a hive mind, n why the thalmor have never invaded many local gaurds that can create even more of their kind by makyou wear the armour!
EclipsedRealities Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Imagine a thalmor with a wtf face. It just makes me die inside from all my laughing :>
Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
MisLuck Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
You are waking up my mom 'cause I'm laughing so hard. Shame on you! XD
Neutral-Death Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
There are mods that turn the guards into sweet rolls or strike them with lightning at certain points of dialogue.
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