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Skyrim: No Honor Among Thieves by Isriana Skyrim: No Honor Among Thieves by Isriana
Well... The incident had a silver lining after all, yes? Bron is always quick to jump on every opportunity to make profit... :P
I must admit I startled quite a bit when that happened to me for the first time. I had just finished a burglary job of my own when I literally bumped into two random thieves trying to break in. All of the sudden there were nearly dozen guards all over those fellas - poor sods never stood a chance. For a moment I felt like that really wasn't a good place for me to stand around in my fancy Thieves Guild armor but the guard passing by just asked conversationally whether I was staying safe.
After they were gone I had a little moment of silence in the memory of my fallen guild members. And then I realized that they had dropped some awesome loot which wasn't even labelled as "stolen". Now I have a habit of wandering around Riften in the middle of the night waiting for more sloppy collegues to try their luck with that door (pretty much every night someone does - and then Delvin and others seriously wonder why the guild is doing so badly, lol). So much for loyalty - in Riften it's dough before bros... :D


Bron Martes me
Delvin Mallory, random thieves and Riften guards Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


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:iconsabaleye:
sabaleye Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
wow
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VespidOlive Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Why did this inspire a Thief's Version of Jingle Bells in my head?

Dashing through the snow
Taking a few of Jewels
With Marcurrio
While he's my pack mule!
We'll slip by the guards
And frame the other Thieves
Then break into the house
And go looting like crazy!

OH Jingle Coins! Jingle Coins!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun
It is to steal
You all from the safe!
OH Jingle Coins! Jingle Coins!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun
It is to steal
You all from the safe!
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GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Taking enthusiastic strolls at night in Riften is how we steal:D
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:iconguardian-varney:
This is adorable! :D So very true too.
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Arrext Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Lol, that happens to me a lot ^^
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Catlady880 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ROTFL!!! XD Anna squee Neko Emoji-37 (Yay) [V2] 
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applefanfic Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
La la la la LOL!!
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SuperNormalMan Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Honor among Thieves, indeed.
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MarioandBowser90 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
A comically large battle axe solves everything!
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thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist
i agree. that's how i solved the mudcrab overpopulation epidemic ^-^
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Tojunior Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I was already dead set on getting Skyrim as soon as possible… This has made me even more sure of getting it! Now to go get a pc… Any suggestions for a pc?
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crazyforchocobos Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
I use an HP laptop and I used to use a Toshiba.  Just make sure you go over the requirements and get a laptop that can handle games like this and bonus points if you get one with a game graphics card.
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Student
dough before bros before *HEADSHOT~*
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:iconmotoko53:
motoko53 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Classic Thieves Guild Life
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:iconmaleficmistress:
maleficmistress Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Just yes!!
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loki661 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Guard logic lolz.
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WritingForTheDamned Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Silly Riften Guards. . . ^^
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Mizu-no-Kage Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
lol
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OmegaZzyzx Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
Nice!
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gossj10 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
loolll those guards are more like air heads..haha and that thief strategy is prety funny too..nd i like it..mm nd check out my wrks plz gossj10.deviantart.com/ i also updated my da page :)
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FireSonosuke Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god this is hilarious.
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Awdren Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
After joining the thieves guild in one file, I ran into a bandit trying to break an entry in Riverwood.  Since I hadn't been to Whiterun, there were no guards in the town.  On top of that the thief ran away from me when I talked to him.
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SpineBl4st3r Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Student Artist
I am the most wanted men in skyrim for killing thousands of guard, protecting thieves, and slaughtering villages....the funny thing is it all started from a chicken (you will get what i mean)
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CreepersRcute Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
All started with a chicken, XD , that's why I always kill chickens, just to see the reactions of everyone, priceless LOL
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ToxicScythe Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god... you have no idea how many times ive done this...
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fantocan Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
Thats why I hate Riften, even the Dovakin gets corrupted.
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ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013

I...have dressed as a guard before. Just to not get caught (It was the first time I played Skyrim) ...and

to fire arrows at thieves.

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WarrioressGirl19 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
As he pickpockets the guard, oh, the irony...
I can't resist killing the thieves because of the loot they carry either...
Very cute comic!
Aww 
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ToBeAdvised Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ha, great work! IMAO!
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Bookzforever81 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
it's funny that the thieves that I see in Riften keep trying to break into the Scorched Hammer XD
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Isriana Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same, same... :XD:
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xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was reading how to get some of the dragon shouts then I found the word Bron. I thought i wonder what Bron means in English and it means nord which is funny because your character Bron is an imperial
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Isriana Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, that's a funny coincidence... :lol: I didn't know that at the time I created my character, though - his name was more inspired by Bronn from George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire".
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scribeofinfinite Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
Just realizing that "Brony" paper towels are saying they have Nordic strength
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xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey I was wondering would you be okay with me using Bron in a story I am writing
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:iconisriana:
Isriana Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As a side character or something? Doing a cameo?
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xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A side character
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Isriana Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I guess it's ok. Send me a link when you're finished - it would be fun to read it... :D
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xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the first chapter, part whatever you want to call it [link]
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meekothedragones Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this will sound really dumb, but how do you get in to the thieves guild? I know where Riften is and where the ragged flaggen is but I can't figure out hoe to get in the thieves guild!
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Isriana Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You should talk to Brynjolf and agree to do A Chance Arrangement quest which takes place in the marketplace. Succeed, and that will be your entry ticket to the Thieves Guild. :D
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meekothedragones Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you! :D
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Spazkid1997 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
I guess it's not illegal if they don't catch you doing it, right? :D
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Angelinamay Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
i felt bad for the thieves....
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Classic-Dave Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Well, there is only one you can do to a dead guy. Check their pockets. And if they're dead in the middle of town, drag their body away so you don't have to keep hearing "What a shame."
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TheLugia702 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I killed a thief that attacked me in The Reach. I got a 300-gold bounty in Riften
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xaxtreme Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
nice take on thieves' guild!
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vf1234 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
i am that curse XD
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Ishtabon Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Ha ha ha That happened to me on time. I ended up with so many dead thieves that know it looks like a bunch of thieves passed out drunk against the railing. Great comic!
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