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Skyrim: The Hoarder by Isriana Skyrim: The Hoarder by Isriana
Give me any RPG which involves collecting stuff and I assure you I can fill up the whole inventory during the first five minutes of the gameplay. Seriously, in Skyrim I spend 60% of time encumbered carrying stuff between different merchants. And since my speech skill is nowhere near hundred they keep running out of gold all the time.
What about leaving some of the junk behind, then? At very least some of those linen wraps, enbalming tools and other practically worthless loot you can't even use for anything? Not going to happen. It's all mine! My own! My... precious. :crazy: Yup, not obsessive at all...


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Lydia and Ulfberth War-Bear Bethesda
From the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


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kurotenshililith Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2016
I hate when you take that one last item that makes you go over the limit and you dont have any more strength potions so you HAVE to drop an item if you want to go ANYWHERE...its always such torture for me to decide what to drop...ESPECIALLY if I am stuck in a middle of some dungeon...
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Erohiel Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I got sick of being encumbered since there was NO way I was gonna NOT grab EVERYTHING, so I just console coded in more carryweight... I discovered you can make lock picks out of the embalming tools though, so that's a cool use for them, actually.
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minecraftian216 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2016
Your puny collection of stuff can not compare to the amount of stuff I collect in modded Minecraft! IT CAN NOT!!!!

Seriously, I've come to realize that once I can fill up four drives worth of 64k Matter-Energy Storage Cells, I have too much stuff.
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echometroid1623 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
A little?! I don't horde anything I don't use or like to look at! If it just sits in a box somewhere then I get rid of it.
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GoldenCat12 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
XD I hoard a lot of stuff, but just things that are useful! :)
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Niobesnuppa Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016
Hahaha, this is why I had to make a rule for myself that when raiding dungeons, I can only take things that are genuinely useful or that are worth over 200 gold.
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CreativeCheetah Featured By Owner Edited May 11, 2016  Student Digital Artist
in the third panel, its exactly the same for me, i was going to just sell a thing to Bethelor and then it said that he ran out of money and i just turned around and said "make some money, will ya?"
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MegaJani27 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2016
This happened with everyone
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ZanarNaryon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Equip what is better, sell what is worse/useless
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Isriana Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's the sensible approach. ;)
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ZanarNaryon Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
What you can't sell/really want to keep, throw it in the storage hold
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:iconlordveneck:
LordVeneck Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016
Soooooooooo true x)
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STRYKERARTIST Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Coming soon 2018! Elder Scrolls VI: Horder!
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Erinus20 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016
Another wonderfully amusing comic, thanks for taking the time to make such an entertaining piece of art.
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1tiptip1 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Is that a glove sticking out from behind the shield or the hand of someone buried? :-)
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Isriana Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The world may never know :XD:
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1tiptip1 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
The Thane better be careful or he'll wind up with a mission to look for a missing person that will end awkwardly. 


Have you seen the CollegeHumor hoarder skit?
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Moralai Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016
Your comics take up a pretty big portion of my humor section of favorites. So thanks! XD
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WingedHero540 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015
I am so glad that I am not the only loot whore around here. All of my homes in Skyrim look like they should be in an episode of Horders. I can't help but take or steal anything that isn't nailed down. I have one room in Proudspire Manor that is full of cabbage, sweetrolls, and cheese. It is practically a shrine to Shegorath!
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Darkside-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It's worse when you have multiple houses and you realize you left something important somewhere and you really need it to help you in a dungeon and you spend close to an hour looking through every chest and wardrobe in every house before you remember you gave it to your follower...that left your service.
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Collettey Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You too, huh?
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Darkside-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I think everyone who has hearthfire has done this...at least twice. I need a system
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Collettey Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't think that you could give followers items that are necessary for quests. I could have like, 20 followers because of all the stuff I do, but I hate working with other people, so yeah. I only had a follower the one time, and after I lost the important item, I basically just went lone wolf and struggled with all of the loot. 
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Darkside-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
For me it was an armor piece. I had a high level shield and I didn't feel like buying the stuff to make a new one. And red eagle's sword. I finished the quest, but I guess there was a glitch because when I read the book again, it put up the quest. Again.  So I had to hunt for the sword. In the end I don't think I even needed it but it was awhile ago so not 100% sure what happened. So much to do in Skyrim, so little time.
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Collettey Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with that. I remember with that sword for my second Khajit Dovakhiin, I was running all over Skyrim looking in all of my houses for it, because that was where I last remember placing it, and it turns out that that was what I gave to my follower who left my services during the Civil War. 
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Darkside-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Bet they were fun to track down.  I had given the shield to Farkas who is very easy to find.
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Collettey Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Smart. I never did get that sword back the easy way, and now she's still wanted in Solitude for murder. 
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Neondy Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I haven't played Skyrim yet but I do that all the time in Fallout 3. I grab anything that isn't nailed down!
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
......PLAY IT. and yeah this happens a lot especially if you play as a hybrid character types. I play as a heavy sword and shield warrior archer thats also a thief and somewhat of a mage..... Fallout 4 better not have a level cap!
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Neondy Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I'll probably play Skyrim as soon as I get the chance but I'm busy these days so... ._. I also can't wait till' Fallout 4! They promise so much! 
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
I just can't wait for Elder Scrolls VI! If the crazy amount of customization in Fallout 4 means anything think of the possibilities in the next Elder Scrolls ....... Bethesda is going to be the end of me O_O
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Neondy Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, gawd... I hadn't thought so far yet...

Going hyper again over ALL the things!
 :happy-wave:  Dancing :la:  :happybounce:  Happeh bounceNuu :omgomgbb: :omgomg:Punkat La 
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015
I would use the emotes too but I dont know how. I JUST WANT TO MAKE DRAGON PLATE ARMOR AND DAEDRIC ARMOR MIXED



Also what program does deviant art use for its text or whatever. I have to keep reminding it I'm American and spell armor without the u........
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:iconneondy:
Neondy Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To use emotes n' stuff simply press the '+ Add Media' on the bottom of your texting box! There you'll get lots of options you can meddle with!
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015
I've done that and it always just added a link! WTF it works only after you tell me! CURSE YOU! 
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Kaytara Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is 100% accurate about the way I'd go about Skyrim BEFORE I bought a home. god, I'm so glad I finally did that.
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shadowfangirl900 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
Ah! The buttefly escaped! =O 
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RandomPerson1310 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015
Yeah, after a certain point there really is no such thing as "treasure." You carry around your most effective weapons with you and the shop keepers run out of gold way too easily. Unless you feel like fast traveling half way across the map just to sell something, you have no choice but to store it all.
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fagussylvatika Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
Haha like me in the end i had roughly 2000 daedra hearts in my home in windhelm :)
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2015
All the daedra armor and weapons you could make to level up and get rich O.O
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fagussylvatika Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015
I already have modded Daedra chainmail www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/…? sets on all my female mannequins also added a mod where you get mannequins so have rouhly 100 in my house. But I am seriously considering downloading a Castle mod to get more space and 50 mannequins on each side with daedra armor would look so cool :))))
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legendarycarcere Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
I'd tell you the name of one but since i play on xbox and still genuinely enjoy vanilla Skyrim- a testament to Bethesda- but I don't. I only know of good mods because I watch MxR review them every Sunday. I wish I had a good computer because all I would do is get graphical mods and slight armor change mods like for the dark brotherhood or a weapon mod.
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Sovient1917 Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
I am the same way in game
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BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
I'll get the shovel... Maybe get started on digging Lydia out...
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DarkArmanent Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015
Oblivion has Feather and Ease Burden spells
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EdwynnOConnor Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I will admit, I half-thought that you were going to have illustrated her placing both bags of loot into a small cupboard.  Must be a magical one... right?  XD
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DarkArmanent Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
This made my day :)
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l33tn3rdz Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
The reason why I downloaded the Battlehorn Castle Upgraded mod to get more space to store my crap. Still feels lonely inside though.
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PrincessOfDarkned Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
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xXEX3AL1BURXx Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
If a Falmer crawled out of that loot pile in the last panel, this would be perfect.
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