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Skyrim: Valentine's Heist by Isriana Skyrim: Valentine's Heist by Isriana
Inspired by the upcoming Valentine's Day. Now, before someone asks, I can't remember exactly what I found from miss Vici's safe - I just needed an excuse to use my lame Thieves Guild version of the poem... :XD: Oh, and I hope all of you will get much nicer Valentine's Day surprises than this!


Bron Martes me
Vittoria Vici & Marcurio Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


For more fan art inspired by The Elder Scrolls take a look at here!

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:iconchooky2103:
Chooky2103 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2016   Photographer
That's brilliant!
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Dragynn275 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to do something like this to Maven (because I can't brutally slaughter her since she's "important to the plot" or whatever): basically just break into her house and rearrange her belongings. If it were possible to take corpses through loading screens, Lady Blackbriar would wake up one morning to find her entire home filled with skeever corpses. Just, skeever corpses everywhere. Especially in her wardrobes. Would not actually steal anything, ever, because she's technically protected by the Thieve's Guild and theft is a crime. But I doubt even Maven will ever be able to steal back her dignity. Alternative possibilities include: replace all art with Talos-specific religious objects/art and carving "THALMOR SUCK PRAISE TALOS" in huge letters on the outside of her house; dump the contents of every container in her house on the floor; and my personal favorite, leave cryptic, anonymous messages claiming to have stolen something--not saying what was stolen--without ever actually stealing anything.
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Shadowkat678 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
OHHHH! Can my thief join you in this endeavor? 
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:iconthe-exiled-muse:
the-exiled-muse Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015
Black Bart also wrote poetry to taunt his victims and the lawmen chasing him.
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:iconthekillershaymim:
TheKillerShaymim Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Can I just say how much I love your character Bron?
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:iconedwynnoconnor:
EdwynnOConnor Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That is absolutely amazing!  XD
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:icontejinagirlforever:
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
THAT'S PERFECT!!!!! 8D
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:iconwerewolf39:
WereWolf39 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Vittoria? oh,I remember her,poor girl died at her own wedding *coughs*
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:iconztheruler:
ZTheRuler Featured By Owner Edited Jul 12, 2015
Solitude really needs to improve their arcitecture. That statue was gonna fall sooner or later.
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:iconwerewolf39:
WereWolf39 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup,if not on Vittoria,it could have hit anyone =P
and while they're on it,can someone fer the love of god remove those creepy horse/dragon heads that are everywhere?
and remove the bard collage,I don't wanna live next to a bunch of valse singers =P
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:iconsegway-man:
Segway-Man Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Right after I saw this I went to Solitude to see what was in her safe.
Good Work!
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:iconscarlit-chan:
scarlit-chan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha xD thank you for this xD
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:iconjimmyfatsack:
JimmyFatSack Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
I just choked on my cup of tea because of this.........thank you lol
JFS
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:iconshawntheimmortal94:
Shawntheimmortal94 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well I prefer peckish rouge 
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:iconkimhoyer:
Kimhoyer Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wasn't a member of the thieves guild, but that didn't stop me from looting the place of everything that could be picked up.
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:iconloveblecritic:
loveblecritic Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Student Artist
i had to leave and come back the guards there were on MY ass in a instant
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:iconjenapher11:
Jenapher11 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Student General Artist
This is great! The thieves guild is the best!

I once had a dream about Vittoria Vici X Brynjolf...

...
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:icontejinagirlforever:
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
O.O
...
...I ship it.
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:iconjenapher11:
Jenapher11 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Student General Artist
Ikr?!
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:icontemitemporum:
temitemporum Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student Artist
That's why I love Thieves Guild. Your art is great.
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:iconredwolfradolf:
redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
This is exactly the sort of thing my DnD rogue, Pip, would do.
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:iconjash0162:
Jash0162 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
that is awsome 
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:iconkillzskilz:
KillzSkilz Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
You are a genius! XD
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:iconcatlady880:
Catlady880 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Laughed so f*****g much!!! XD
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:iconapplefanfic:
applefanfic Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!Love 
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:iconmikkelnpetersen:
MikkelNPetersen Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
The "Romantic Poem Thief" strikes again
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:iconjournei:
Journei Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think I destroyed my lungs with all the laughing I did, sweet jesus
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:iconlangioletto:
Langioletto Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Priceless :D
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MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Ah, one of the funniest permutations of the "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue" poems.

But I still give this version the #1 title:

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
I'm stuck on the Eastern Front, AND SO ARE F@$KING YOU!!!"
Wehrmacht Grenadier, Company of Heroes
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOL`d.
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:iconloki661:
loki661 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
One of the best days to steal.
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:iconbolt187:
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I wish you could do that in the game. Rub it in XD
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ExplosiveFirehawk Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
...

Pray that a modded sees this comment.
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:iconbolt187:
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh yes! 
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:iconaldarad:
Aldarad Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Still the best Skyrim comic!
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:iconthexsilverxwolf:
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Hahahaha! This is awesome :D
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:iconhellfire44:
Hellfire44 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
so you use a theives guild character huh? i never had the patience i just installed a kill the theives guild mod.
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noahj2001 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
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:iconinvislerblack:
invislerblack Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
YOU GENIOUS!!!!

i always leave a red apple in the cleared out lockbox where ever i rob

but this is far greater
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:iconkorbeaux:
Korbeaux Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol so funny!
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:iconxxicecreaivilad:
xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Criminally creative indeed
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ToBeAdvised Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ha Ha, brilliant! Criminally creative! XD
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:iconreyray:
ReyRay Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh X'D this is gold!
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:iconkolotho115:
kolotho115 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
not any more *yoink* :sprint:
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:iconreyray:
ReyRay Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg lol!
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SonicDude87 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
That...was....AWESOME! I'm laughing my rear off right now at the last panel. :rofl:
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Amazing-person-yes Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ha.
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:iconjohnithan-walters:
Johnithan-Walters Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
That is by far the funniest take I have seen of that poem. Very well done, keep up the excellent work.
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Jorik-Spiritwolves Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist
haha XD this is awesome!
Nicely drawn. A bit simple looking but really good and very believable to be in Skyrim ^^
Not to mention the humor!
Great work and thanks for the laugh :D
I bet the character who got robbed doesn't like it all that much though
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Classic-Dave Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Lol XD I like that.
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