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Skyrim: Valentine's Heist by Isriana Skyrim: Valentine's Heist by Isriana
Inspired by the upcoming Valentine's Day. Now, before someone asks, I can't remember exactly what I found from miss Vici's safe - I just needed an excuse to use my lame Thieves Guild version of the poem... :XD: Oh, and I hope all of you will get much nicer Valentine's Day surprises than this!


Bron Martes me
Vittoria Vici & Marcurio Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


For more fan art inspired by The Elder Scrolls take a look at here!

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:iconthe-exiled-muse:
the-exiled-muse Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015
Black Bart also wrote poetry to taunt his victims and the lawmen chasing him.
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:iconthekillershaymim:
TheKillerShaymim Featured By Owner May 1, 2015
Can I just say how much I love your character Bron?
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:iconedwynnoconnor:
EdwynnOConnor Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That is absolutely amazing!  XD
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:icontejinagirlforever:
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
THAT'S PERFECT!!!!! 8D
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:iconwerewolf39:
WereWolf39 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Vittoria? oh,I remember her,poor girl died at her own wedding *coughs*
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:iconztheruler:
ZTheRuler Featured By Owner Edited Jul 12, 2015
Solitude really needs to improve their arcitecture. That statue was gonna fall sooner or later.
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:iconwerewolf39:
WereWolf39 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yup,if not on Vittoria,it could have hit anyone =P
and while they're on it,can someone fer the love of god remove those creepy horse/dragon heads that are everywhere?
and remove the bard collage,I don't wanna live next to a bunch of valse singers =P
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Segway-Man Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Right after I saw this I went to Solitude to see what was in her safe.
Good Work!
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:iconscarlit-chan:
scarlit-chan Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha xD thank you for this xD
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:iconjimmyfatsack:
JimmyFatSack Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
I just choked on my cup of tea because of this.........thank you lol
JFS
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:iconshawntheimmortal94:
Shawntheimmortal94 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well I prefer peckish rouge 
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:iconkimhoyer:
Kimhoyer Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wasn't a member of the thieves guild, but that didn't stop me from looting the place of everything that could be picked up.
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:iconloveblecritic:
loveblecritic Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Student Artist
i had to leave and come back the guards there were on MY ass in a instant
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:iconjenapher11:
Jenapher11 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This is great! The thieves guild is the best!

I once had a dream about Vittoria Vici X Brynjolf...

...
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:icontejinagirlforever:
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
O.O
...
...I ship it.
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:iconjenapher11:
Jenapher11 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Ikr?!
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:icontemitemporum:
temitemporum Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student Artist
That's why I love Thieves Guild. Your art is great.
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:iconredwolfradolf:
redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
This is exactly the sort of thing my DnD rogue, Pip, would do.
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:iconjash0162:
Jash0162 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
that is awsome 
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:iconkillzskilz:
KillzSkilz Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
You are a genius! XD
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:iconcatlady880:
Catlady880 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Laughed so f*****g much!!! XD
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:iconapplefanfic:
applefanfic Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!Love 
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:iconmikkelnpetersen:
MikkelNPetersen Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
The "Romantic Poem Thief" strikes again
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:iconjournei:
Journei Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think I destroyed my lungs with all the laughing I did, sweet jesus
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:iconlangioletto:
Langioletto Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Priceless :D
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MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Ah, one of the funniest permutations of the "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue" poems.

But I still give this version the #1 title:

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
I'm stuck on the Eastern Front, AND SO ARE F@$KING YOU!!!"
Wehrmacht Grenadier, Company of Heroes
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KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOL`d.
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:iconloki661:
loki661 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
One of the best days to steal.
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:iconbolt187:
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I wish you could do that in the game. Rub it in XD
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ExplosiveFirehawk Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
...

Pray that a modded sees this comment.
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:iconbolt187:
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh yes! 
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:iconaldarad:
Aldarad Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Still the best Skyrim comic!
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:iconthexsilverxwolf:
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Hahahaha! This is awesome :D
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:iconhellfire44:
Hellfire44 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
so you use a theives guild character huh? i never had the patience i just installed a kill the theives guild mod.
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noahj2001 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
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:iconinvislerblack:
invislerblack Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
YOU GENIOUS!!!!

i always leave a red apple in the cleared out lockbox where ever i rob

but this is far greater
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:iconthe-diesis:
The-Diesis Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol so funny!
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:iconxxicecreaivilad:
xXicecreaIVIlad Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Criminally creative indeed
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ToBeAdvised Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ha Ha, brilliant! Criminally creative! XD
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:iconreyray:
ReyRay Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh X'D this is gold!
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:iconkolotho115:
kolotho115 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
not any more *yoink* :sprint:
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:iconreyray:
ReyRay Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg lol!
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SonicDude87 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
That...was....AWESOME! I'm laughing my rear off right now at the last panel. :rofl:
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Amazing-person-yes Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Ha.
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:iconjohnithan-walters:
Johnithan-Walters Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
That is by far the funniest take I have seen of that poem. Very well done, keep up the excellent work.
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Jorik-Spiritwolves Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist
haha XD this is awesome!
Nicely drawn. A bit simple looking but really good and very believable to be in Skyrim ^^
Not to mention the humor!
Great work and thanks for the laugh :D
I bet the character who got robbed doesn't like it all that much though
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:iconclassic-dave:
Classic-Dave Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Lol XD I like that.
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
mental note: try this at some point
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:iconpaw07:
Paw07 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Laughed ... so hard. Really, this was a cute idea. I love how witty it is. :D
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SwordofMercy Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol'd Best thief ever!
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