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Skyrim: You Are What You Eat by Isriana Skyrim: You Are What You Eat by Isriana
You should be a little more specific about "out of the ordinary", healer lady. An average Dovahkiin eats Daedra Hearts and Bear Claws for breakfast... :P

Anyway, I couldn't help drawing a comic about all those freaky things you can or have to eat in the game. When I encountered an alchemy table for the first time I asked my brother how to create a potion, and he told me I must eat an ingredient before I can use it. "Riiight", was pretty much my reaction when I took a look at my inventory and realized it was full of all sorts of appetizing items such as torchbugs, spider eggs, hawk feathers and ominous looking glowing mushrooms. Seriously, Dragonborn must have a digestion of an ostrich. :roll:


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Danica Pure-Spring and random priest of Kynareth Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim


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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist
why would you eat daedra hearts!? they're rare, useful, and valuable! XP
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:iconorangecraz:
Orangecraz Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
Yup. In Skyrim, adventurers rip the hearts out of deadra, and EAT THEM!
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:iconmaidiin:
Maidiin Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha this is funny. 
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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist
this is why i always make sure to have a cure-all potion on me before taste testing... 
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:iconmaidiin:
Maidiin Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Good idea!
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:iconthelakotanoid1:
thelakotanoid1 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist
thanks ^-^ (didnt think ide be the only one to think of that...)
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:iconendorthedarkthief:
EndorTheDarkThief Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hey i'm the hero of kvatch and i can eat TWICE as many deadra hearts as your dragonborn!
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:iconlordofgilneas:
LordofGilneas Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D'aaaww get well soon.
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:iconaeromancer93:
Aeromancer93 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
THIS is why I rely on recipes from the alchemist shop. Everything mixes somehow eventually...
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:icondezdarkshard:
DezDarkshard Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
This is why good alchemists are far and few between in Skyrim.
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:iconbolt187:
Bolt187 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
It takes something very strange to even be considered abnormal in skyrim. XD
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:iconattolis:
Attolis Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Very Peanuts gallery
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:iconmisluck:
MisLuck Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I took the Sofia mod. She can't figure out why alchemist eat the troll fat...
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:icondeadloxtottalfangirl:
deadloxtottalfangirl Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait- you can EAT the ingredients before making the potions? I just sell them to those shop keepers XD
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KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep. And believe me, you can eat even more things, like gems in Daggerfall and pearls in Morrowind.
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deadloxtottalfangirl Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh chez xD
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Iron stomachs around the Tamriel, unite! XD
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:icondeadloxtottalfangirl:
deadloxtottalfangirl Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD YUSH! x3
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In which Wildra`s would probably be somewhere in the bottom line, as she`s a Bosmer that loves eating Daedra hearts.
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deadloxtottalfangirl Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Drogen is a Kajiit, and she does not like eating ingredients. It sounds like she almost trows up every time I make her eat one xD
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KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, even if they`re as common as ham and honey?
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HopzoptQuetzalDesu Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel sorry for making Anne (high elf) eat troll fat D: however, it probably tasted like salt... I once also ate a wing too ;u;
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you imagine anyone eat something like Daedra Heart? LOL
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:icongwduncan:
GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
I can not think of anyone willingly eating GIANTS TOE!!! TOE I TELL YOU!!!
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I bet only Bosmers would eat that if you ask me.
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GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
HEY! They are not smelly like giants!
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thus they probably would cook the ingredient before consuming. If they already cannibalize the dead in their own homeland, I would expect nothing less than that x3
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GwDuncan Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Exactly, they cook them first, and Bosmers have better hygiene the giants do
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then I was right :D
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applefanfic Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHA!! My poor Dovahkiin!! Now I know how they feel when I make them eat Giant toes!!La la la la 
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MikkelNPetersen Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
One of the few bad things there is to be said about skyrim (you don't even learn an effect if you read a recipe)
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Slenderman-6781 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student
you might as well walk in a skeever den and eat what they...leave on the ground.
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know you can eat gems in TES II: Daggerfall?
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:iconisriana:
Isriana Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now that sounds even less healthier... :XD:
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As well as pearls and raw glass in TES III: Morrowind (apparently).
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So yeah, all personas you play as in their respective games should have an eating contest on who-eats-the-weirdest-stuff-and-can-hold-it xD
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DoomBringerr666 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
i end up eating all my ingredients, not just one of each, all of them at once because my character makes Sheogorath look sane
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female-thebleen12 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014

this is exactly what I do XD

 

I eat every ingredient so I see what they do. my favorite was netch jelly because of paralysis. now if I can find the ingredient to go with it to turn it into a poison >:3

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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
my problem in every game with alchemic...
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:iconbroderfisk:
BroderFisk Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is really funny! Especially when she's eating butterfly wings and gnawing at antlers.
Reminds me of a character I had (a female Dunmer who was a bit crazy and very random) who liked to eat alchemy ingredients now and then because she thought the effects were amusing.
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EpicFemShep Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol! I love your Skyrim comics! Nice work!
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loki661 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
And that's alchemy in skyrim. Now I just mix random ingredients together. Also don't forget about human hearts.
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ramirogalletti Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Student
thats EVERY TIME i find a new item
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:iconkuznyadragonofbaa:
KuznyaDragonOfBaa Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love the way you started the description. An average Dovahkiin eats Daedra Hearts and Bear Claws for breakfast... :P ROFL!!! XDDD
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:icondarksh1ne:
Darksh1ne Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's exactly how I was imagining that... and probably that's why I never knew before what giant's toe does >.>
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ToxicScythe Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
so true XD
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StravenLite Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl: I'm cracking up here! I LOVE you comics!!! :XD:
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Bookzforever81 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My character Rova adores Ash Hopper Jelly (Dragonborn DLC). Seriously, in Hjerm there are tons and tons of the stuff in places all around the house.
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Synchro2323 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
lol i did a piece like this its called how i play because well its how i play
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Dewani90 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i think about my dragonborn's health first, i can only use the church once a day i think so i'd rather just mix away and see what i get instead of tasting all that nasty stuff n.nU, do tell, in skyrim when you make a potion you get told what you are making at the spot or it is a surprise? (i only made potions in oblivion but at least there the alchemy set had the decency of telling you what you would get before mixing, and just getting to pro at alchemy made all the ingredients tell you every effect they had)
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