This is how my mind works nowadays. I was browsing my EMP catalogue for funny shirts and suddenly I found myself thinking which t-shirt would suit for each NwN2 character. Apparently I can't avoid these associations anymore. I know the idea is silly, but I just had to get it out of my system. And yes, all these are based on existing t-shirts. It's a wide file so hit download to see the full size!
I know the text size is really small. Here are the prints in their t-shirts in case you can't read them:
Lord Nasher: Who needs hair with a body like this! Sir Nevalle: Obey gravity, it's the law! Khelgar: Beer belly Izalie: Chaos, panic, disaster... I think my work here is done! Shandra: Blondes have more fun Bishop: Don't worry it's not my blood Casavir: Poker face Grobnar: No, I will not fix your computer Qara: Warning - from zero to bitch in 0.3 seconds! Elanee: Don't worry, be hippie Neeshka: Devil in disguise Sand: I'm right, you're wrong. Next. Zhjaeve: The Earth is full - go home! Bevil : I am dics... dikles... dislec... I can't spell!
I've never played Neverwinter, so I don't know too much about the cast. To me, Sand seems like kind of an arrogant dweeb; like Severus Snape without the emo aspect.
Sand's t-shirt... Where can I find one of these? And god knows he's my most-hated NW2 character, but you've given him a huge charisma boost with this drawing. I won't be able to ever replay the game not figuring him with this outfit. Thank you, you just made my day!
Izalie's is still the best, though. Even if she didn't mean for any of it to happen, it's still basically what happens when she goes anywhere.
Ah, Neeshka. Being snippy with Elanee is like your third favorite thing to do, isn't it? (Behind stealing and trading barbs)
Especially Bishop and Sand's shirts
Favourite two guys perfect
And god knows he's my most-hated NW2 character, but you've given him a huge charisma boost with this drawing. I won't be able to ever replay the game not figuring him with this outfit.
Thank you, you just made my day!